The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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