Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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