So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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