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(330): View more from Ohio

How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...

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(514): View more from Quebec

just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

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which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the problem with open bar is i never know what to get

(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land

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(206): View more from Washington

We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.

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(530): View more from California

No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.

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