Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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