I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
