Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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