I will die if light touches me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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