You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
