Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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