Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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