Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
