I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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