carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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