Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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