I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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