so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.