this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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