It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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