Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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