The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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