He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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