i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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