Don't you send me to vm
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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