i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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