no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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