every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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