It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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