I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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