Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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