Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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