Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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