Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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