I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i out mim tonsoeep
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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