Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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