Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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