Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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