You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you will always have a special place in my vag
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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