Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
