I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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