Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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