let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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