...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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