A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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