mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
50% drunk capacity currently
This is my gift to your gina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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