i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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