When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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