Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
my liver is dry heaving
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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