i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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