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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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