Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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