she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
