im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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