Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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