nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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